Putting the sass in Sassafras

This girl, she keeps us positively rolling. I wish I could remember all of her "Sassisms," but the following list of phrases I've typed into my iPhone is a pretty clear indication that  the chick is HIGH-larious. 

Because in Sass-world, every veterinarian's tools should include crayons, LaLaLoopsy dolls, and of course a bit of dried coconut.

Because in Sass-world, every veterinarian's tools should include crayons, LaLaLoopsy dolls, and of course a bit of dried coconut.

Pearl, when we stop the car, I’ll help you pick up your pretzels. For now, just stay calm.

Mommy, will you buy me a rock wall for my birthday? You try to remember and I’ll try not.

MY question is, when are we going to Disney World or Africa?

Don’t do your nose like that. It makes you look like a hog. Hog is another word for pig.

{While observing me watch The Voice, um, interactively.} Mama, are you talkin’ to your show?!

When I see big rocks, they tell me to climb, climb, climb but I don’t want to get hurt so I don’t.

I want to do that thing where you get up on a stage and the prettiest one wins.

Is this ham good? Because it is.

Yeah, that’s right. I got three sisters. Dontcha think I’m pretty busy? I’m preeeeetty busy.

{Response when asked her what Sweet Love was babbling about} I don’t know, I don’t speak Baby.