Salad for breakfast

"Can I please please please please please have salad for breakfast??? Please please pleeeeeeeeeeease???"

Uh. Sure, kid. Just as long as you, uh, are extra sweet this morning and get dressed quick. (Hey, when opportunity knocks, amIright?!)

And lest I give off the impression that she's always a healthy eater, we could totally insert Cheetos into that query.

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